Nowadays everybody thinks they are a chef. Even myself on occasion have cooked some marvelous shit to get your mouth all watery… wait that’s a Wu-Tang line!
Gordon Ramsay is the foul talking, loud mouth that has crushed many souls for their cooking for decades on TV. Now let’s the general public have it, but don’t feel bad, it’s both hilarious and THEY asked for it!
Do you have your own food pics? I will be happy to comment on them for you I’m not Gordon Ramsey but I will let you know about that slop you eating! Or maybe it looks delicious
When you think you can audition for Top Chef!
Stay where you are ! https://t.co/5QE9AW3ZkD
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) June 13, 2017
When you trying to be healthy but even that’s a struggle
Looks like the inside of a rotten tree…. https://t.co/AxAYL6N2ZC
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) June 13, 2017
When you really just ask for it
You forgot the letter F https://t.co/Ne1rFyqYfh
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) June 13, 2017
When you want to just eat scallops and play golf.
Peeled golf balls….. https://t.co/jrGcihiM0A
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) June 13, 2017
Who doesn’t enjoy some Jerky from time to time?
I've seen pork jerky with more juice…. https://t.co/jidg0AEfZ0
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) June 13, 2017
What you always knew about school lunch after 2000
Change schools https://t.co/dqCNOu8XYA
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) June 21, 2017
Have you just thrown up ? https://t.co/3uabuUeFRp
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) June 9, 2017
Are they from last week………… https://t.co/cTgbDfppZO
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) June 6, 2017
One of those things you don’t want to find under a rock
Diarrhoea under rocks…. https://t.co/TMBmxeivlC
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) June 9, 2017
Was this made around Central Park?
Horse shit….. https://t.co/WnxQcU33U6
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) June 9, 2017
When your friends aren’t really your friends.
That does not look very friendly…. https://t.co/Y6eBU4A9RK
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) June 9, 2017
This one just stings
You can't even butter toast ! https://t.co/EDP6WC0CRu
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) June 9, 2017
I'm not smiling….. https://t.co/itHTqp3qh5
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) June 5, 2017
Maybe her boyfriend doesn’t like you.
Looks like a plate of dehydrated puke ! https://t.co/DbrHLDaRZX
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) June 7, 2017
What a way to waste good IPA https://t.co/CiC3HIecZE
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) June 5, 2017
Meat eaters 1 vegans 0
God bless meat…………… https://t.co/n5LG6AqXQH
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) June 6, 2017